This HUMONGOUS a-hole climbed into bed with me. No, not just climbed into bed with me. It got under the sheets. IT TRIED TO CUDDLE ME! I was minding my own business when I saw it out of the corner of my eye just inches from my right elbow. I don't think I've ever moved so quickly in my life.
I ran downstairs to grab one of Will's combat boots. In that time the humongous a-hole hid. It took me forever to track him down and exact my revenge for trying to cuddle me in the bed I share with my husband. How dare you! I will not be cuddling with anyone but my man!
It's hard to tell, since I smashed it so much, but he was about an inch and a half long. And he moved faster than lightning. RIP humongous a-hole. This may make me sound cruel, but I won't miss you.
(Amy, I'm seriously rethinking the whole bed on the ground thing now.)