Will: I need you to do something for me.
Will: Somewhere around the 8th or 9th I have to go to finance and set up that savings plan.
I'm already opening a window to log into our bank account ready to move money for him.
Will: I need you to go online and buy me some Dickie's.
Will: Yeah I need work pants.
Ech: Wait, what?
Will: It's getting hot here and I can wear Dickie's on the line instead of my coveralls.
I wish I could say he doesn't always talk in non sequiturs. But no. This is normal. He will also move onto a new subject and halfway through he'll switch back and finish his thoughts on the previous topic. I like to think it keeps my mind on its toes trying to keep up with his conversations, but for all I know he's killing my brain cells with confusion.